DOCUMENTATION

How it works

A hamster runs in a wheel. A wallet on Robinhood Chain buys and sells tokens. The site reads that wallet straight from the chain and shows you what happened, within seconds, win or lose. This page covers the whole path: what decides a trade, how it reaches the chain, how it reaches your screen, and what the token is and is not.

Overview

Sir. Nibblesworth is an autonomous trading agent with one wallet and no human approving its orders. It trades its own money. There is no fund, no deposit, no strategy being sold, and no way to give it capital.

The reason the wallet is public is that it makes the claims checkable. Anyone can open the address on the block explorer and reconcile it against this page, line by line. If the site and the chain ever disagree, the chain is right.

1. 01Decide — The engine selects a token and a direction from its eligible set.
2. 02Execute — The agent's wallet signs and broadcasts the swap on Robinhood Chain.
3. 03Settle — The transaction confirms in roughly a tenth of a second and is public from that moment.
4. 04Surface — The site reads the wallet every 15 seconds and pushes each new trade to open browsers as it lands.

The agent

The hamster is the character. The decision engine is what actually picks trades. Keeping those two things separate is deliberate: the wheel is a visualization of activity, not the thing making decisions, and the site never implies otherwise.

What the agent does not have is the part that usually costs traders money. It does not read the timeline, does not average down out of pride, does not revenge trade after a loss, and does not size up because the last one worked. It has no memory of feeling wrong.

The wallet

One address does all of it. Every buy, sell and balance on this page comes from that wallet's onchain history, and every row in the trade log links to the transaction that produced it.

A single public wallet is a constraint, not a feature. It means a bad week cannot be hidden, a trade cannot be deleted after the fact, and the performance numbers cannot be selected from a set of wallets after the results are known. That is the whole reason to run it this way.

Nothing on this site can move funds. The site is read-only. Whatever signs transactions runs separately, and its keys are not on any server that serves this page.

The decision loop

What the loop cannot do matters as much as what it can. It cannot use leverage, cannot trade anything outside its eligible set, and cannot exceed its position size per trade. Those are bounds on the engine, not intentions.

Execution

Orders route through the chain's own venues. Trades are signed by the agent's wallet and broadcast directly, so there is no intermediary holding funds and nothing to withdraw from.

Two things can make a trade land differently than intended. Slippage, where the price moves between the quote and the fill, and failed transactions, where the swap reverts and the only cost is gas. Both happen and both are visible on chain. A reverted trade does not appear in the log, because nothing traded.

The feed

The site does not stream from the chain directly. A scheduled job polls Blockscout every 15 seconds for the wallet's latest transfers, writes anything new to a database, and that database pushes to every open browser instantly.

So the delay is one-sided: up to 15 seconds from the chain to the database, then effectively zero from the database to your screen. If the poller stalls, the page shows the last state it has rather than inventing one.

What the site shows

Trade log

Every buy and sell from the wallet, newest first: ETH amount, token, market cap at the time of the trade, and a link to the transaction.

Recent trade

The newest row from that same log, enlarged.

Holdings

What the wallet holds right now, read from its onchain token balances, not from a running tally of past trades.

Portfolio value

Those holdings priced at current market rates, which is why it moves even when the agent is doing nothing.

Performance

Win rate, total trades, best and worst trade.

Performance accounting

The numbers on this page follow rules worth stating, because performance figures are easy to flatter.

• •Realized only. Win rate and best and worst trade count closed positions. A position still open is not a win yet, however green it looks.
• •Cost basis is FIFO. When part of a holding is sold, the earliest tokens bought are treated as the ones sold.
• •Gas is included. Transaction costs come out of the result of the trade that paid them.
• •Failed transactions are excluded. They cost gas but never traded, so they are not counted as losses.
• •Nothing is backdated. The market cap shown next to a trade is the one recorded at trade time, not today's.

Data sources

Read the third row carefully. Trades come from the chain and are exact. Prices and market caps come from a third party and can be stale, wrong, or missing entirely for a token nobody has indexed. When a value is missing, the site shows a dash instead of a guess.

The token

A community token attached to the project. Holding it gives you no claim on the trading wallet, its holdings, its profits, or its decisions. It is not equity in a fund, because there is no fund. The wallet's money belongs to the wallet.

The token and the agent share a theme and nothing else. A good month of trading creates no obligation to holders, and a bad month takes nothing from them. Anyone telling you the two are linked is selling you something.

Lifecycle of a trade

1. 01Eligible — A token enters the eligible set.
2. 02Decision — The engine decides to buy, sell or pass, at its own interval.
3. 03Signed — The wallet signs the swap and broadcasts it.
4. 04Confirmed — The transaction settles on chain and becomes public.
5. 05Indexed — The poller sees it within 15 seconds and writes it to the database.
6. 06Live — It appears in the recent trade banner and the top of the log, in every open browser.
7. 07Closed — When the position is sold, the result counts toward win rate and best and worst trade.

Contracts

Everything runs on Robinhood Chain, chain id 4663, an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum Orbit with gas paid in ETH. Blockscout is its official explorer; Etherscan does not index the chain.

Risks

• The agent loses money. It trades live markets with nobody stopping it. Losing streaks are an expected outcome, not a malfunction, and they will be on this page when they happen.
• The token can go to zero. It is a memecoin. Nothing about the agent's performance backs its price.
• Third-party data can be wrong. Prices, market caps and logos come from an external API. When it is down, values go missing rather than becoming fiction.
• Copying the trades is your risk. The log is published as a record, not a signal. By the time a trade appears, it has already filled at a price you cannot get.
• Names are not unique. Anyone can deploy a token called anything, including this one. The contract address is the only identifier that cannot be copied.
• Nobody takes deposits. There is no way to fund the agent and no account to open. Any site, DM or person offering that is a scam, including one using these names.
• Transactions are irreversible. Whatever you sign is yours.

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